My Week in Reading V

Books! Haven’t read much of ‘em the past couple weeks. Still, managed to get in a couple. January went so well, I’m not concerned about falling behind too much. Besides, I’ve had other things going on… Yeah, that’s the excuse I’m going with,things.

 

The Help by Kathryn Stockett – Okay, it was decent. I avoid the bookclub-book-of-the-month-oh-my-god-you-have-to-read-this-”important” books like a plague rat, or Barbara Streisand, but I gave in to this one, mostly because it was sitting next to me when I had a burst of guilt about not finishing a book. And it ended up being an engrossing read. I’m not sure Stockett deserves to be compared to Harper Lee. Maybe if it had been written 30-40 years ago. But it was eye-opening and all that jazz.

Jurassic Park by Micheal Crichton – This 100 books thing is all about seeking out landmark books and finally reading them, since I piddled away a lot of my teen years reading garbage like Star Wars novels and Orson Scott Card. JP was/is certainly popular, considering most people I know have read it, even the non-readers. I enjoyed the novel a lot, it was fun, scary, and several other simple adjectives like that. Simple for a reason – it’s a straightforward type of techno-thriller. I have to hand it to Crichton, the dude did a lot of research and it shows (I’ve also read Timeline by him, and while not the best story, was also well researched). He’s a great example of the type of writer I want to become – one that is a fountain of information on a multitude of topics, and can wield that information effectively into an engrossing narrative.

That’s all, folks! Be sure to tune in next time, when I will juggle flaming torches, ride a unicycle, recite HMS Pinafore and read War and Peace backwards, all at the same time!

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My Week in Reading IV

A little late, but for a fabulous reason: I haven’t finished a book since the end of January! Yes, my pace has been smashed, sort of. I’ve done plenty of reading lately, enough for one, maybe two books, but the problem is I’ve spread that reading out over 4 books.

What happened was, I started one book (Deep Future, about climate change), got a bit bored with it and started another (The Silmarillion… I had a Tolkien/mythology craving), got a bit bored with that, started another book (Titus Groan, because my inner masochist was drawn to the 1200 page tome on my sister’s bookcase), got a bit bored with that and picked up the closest book to me (which happened to be The Help). I know I’m not alone in this habit, but come on, seriously? I think I’ve got a problem.

Despite all this malarkey, I plan to finish all four of these books. Scratch that, five. I started rereading Hero With A Thousand Faces, gearing up for the novel project.

Which brings me to my next point. I have decided what book I’m going to write and finish, before I write anything else. It will be called Ground, for now. In my head it feels like a mash up of Indiana Jones and Harry Potter, but we’ll see. It’s been cooking in my head a while, but I can’t tell yet how it going to be once out of the oven.

 

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Darling, What You Waitin’ For?

“Why spend your only life waiting, to do what you know you can do?” – Josh Ritter

Color me shocked, but I just discovered Josh Ritter‘s got an EP of brand new stuff coming out, and the song “Why” is streaming online now. I’ve listened to it several times through, and as usual he’s got me hooked. More than that, he’s got me thinking. And what else is there for a self-proclaimed writer to think about but writing?

I’ve got what I’d estimate to be 15 novels (not counting potential sequels to these potential novels) rattling around in my brain. My mind is like a searchlight, shining on these ideas in turn, and once in a while discovering new ones. I’ll stare at these new visions, maybe poke at em and prod em around to see what they are, what they’re like, what they’re made of. And each one is like discovering a fossil from a new speices, some missing link that people will all go apeshit for when I tell them the good news. I go apeshit myself, for a while, til the searchlight turns and catches on some new shiny thing. And lately it’s been bugging me that I’m like this.

So here comes this song from my favorite songwriter, and in it he’s asking some mopey person, why are they waiting? You know you can do it, so why do you hope and wait, torturing yourself?

Why am I waiting? Fear? Sure. Self-doubt? Put a big check on that one.

And the other question he asks, what’s the worst that could happen? Well, I suppose I could find out that I’m not a good writer and I’ve been wasting my time, and that my only real dream is not attainable. That’s the worst that could happen. Or suppose that I never try, I never take that leap again, because after all I did try once, and failed stupendously. Like flipping a coin on a bet, only you never flip the coin and you never get the chance to win. So there’s the chance that you could lose, but then there’s also the chance that you could win, if you just flip the damn coin.

No matter how much you think you got the universe figured, you can’t ever be sure. All the philosophizing and thinking and pondering don’t amount to nothing but a heap of shit and a wrinkled forehead. You get one chance, that is for certain, and I’m of the opinion it’s the only one you get.

I’m going to read 100 books this year, that is settled. I’m upping the ante now, and pledging that I will finish writing a book this year, too.

I’m done with waiting. What about you?

- Z

(Yes, I know I mixed my metaphors up there. See, maybe I can be a good writer after all, since part of writing is knowing what is bad writing, right? Right.)

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My Week In Reading III

If you’re paying attention out there to what I’ve been reading (I made a handy score-keeping page), you’ll have noticed that the books I’ve selected are quite varied, and indeed share little in common. This is on purpose. I am trying to mix it up a bit, reading things that are decidedly outside my normal literary haunts, which have mainly been modern pseudo-sci-fi, spec fic type stuff, with a few classics thrown in. Incidentally, I do have a Goodreads account, should you wish to view my library and maybe add me as a friend (this is one of the few sites I actually care about maintaining, in the social network sense). Anyways, as an attempt to broaden my palette, I have been trying to pick books from other genres. I succeeded this past week in reading one from a genre I had never bothered with before, mystery, outside of the odd genre mash-ups, like Caves of Steel or the Dirk Gently books. With that aside, onto the books.

Childhood’s End by Arthur C. Clarke – Oh Clarkie, Clarkie. There’s a lot of those old sci-fi masters that I like to call ‘idea writers,’ that is to say, writers who were far better at exploring ideas than stories. The Overlords and the ramifications of their arrival and their actions are explored to their logical, fantastic ends, however we are given a story only on a large scale. The characters, especially the human ones, serve the purpose of showing how humanity as a whole is transitioning from one era to another. Not that there is anything wrong in that, and indeed this book was fascinating and enjoyable, but at the same time it felt cold. Compare it to something like KSR’s seminal Mars trilogy, and you get the impression that Clarke is tinkering with a novel toy.

Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie – Antiquated though this novel may seem compared to its modern, bloodier counterparts (I’m look at you, Dragon Tattoo with the Girl), it was still an engaging read. I had trouble putting it down at points, even though all that is going on is basically a mental puzzle. We are given (most) of the same pieces that Hercule Poirot is privy to, and thus we are like an active participant in the investigation. Some of his solutions to the mystery come out of left field, so I felt a bit cheated on that account, but I had guessed the truth a while back, due perhaps to the fact that Christie was so good at her art, the archetypes of her mysteries have seeped into popular culture, and whether we realize it or not, her type of story has become cliched. I blame television.

Animal Farm by George Orwell - I’m going to admit something kinda embarrassing – I have never read 1984. Go ahead, heap upon your scorn and ridicule. In high school the only dystopia I had to read in class was Brave New World, and for reasons I don’t even recall I hated it. The idea of dystopias was tainted by it. Fahrenheit 451 and Player Piano have turned me around on them a bit, so perhaps sometime this year I will get Orwell’s other famous novel. To make a long story short, if 1984 is as good as Animal Farm, I’ll be a happy reader. What a depressing, but brilliant, book!

 

Okay that’s it. I feel like I’m treading over ground that too many people have passed over, and saying absolutely nothing new. I have only a cursory knowledge of literature in general and in specific genres, even those I claim as my favorite. But whatever. We’re in a new age of literature now, where readers are going to be bumbling through the masses of newly-e-pressed novels and finding that the only things we will all have in common are the classics and the blockbusters. I might as well get familiar with them.

 

 

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My Week In Reading II

Last time, on A Mighty Pen….

Zach had just completed a perilous but successful week of reading, navigating the treacherous, unpredictable waters of Stephen King, scaling the tragi-comic heights of John Irving, and basking in the warmth of John Steinbeck. What adventures awaited him in week three? Find out now!

A God Unknown by John Steinbeck  - I didn’t make it out to the book store as soon as I had hoped so I fell back upon a few books I had lying around. This Steinbeck was not as pleasant of a read as C-Row, but good in its own way. Felt a lot like a Greek myth or a Biblical tale punched up with stunning diction. I also flashed on LOTR a few times, again appropriate to the mythic feel of the novel.

Redwall by Brian Jacques – Another reread, but this is one I hadn’t touched in many years, since my early teens in fact. Coming back to the Redwall world again was nice and comfortable, if not especially challenging or intellectually stimulating. It is what it is, I guess, and if you love that epic-anthropomorphic-animal genre, it’s a feast for the eyes. But unlike other works meant for young-adults, like The Hobbit or Ender’s Game, I felt that Redwall talked down to me, in a way. The dialogue was always straightforward and a little dumb, the plot moved along at a steady pace and straight as an arrow, hitting all the right notes for every character… in short, it doesn’t hold up that well for an adult reader. Don’t think I’ll be reading any more Redwall books anytime soon.

The Prestige by Christopher Priest – Been meaning to get to this one for years. The movie is one of my favorites, and the book doesn’t disappoint, though I think I prefer the film. The changes that Nolan and company made to the story strengthened it’s dramatic punch. Perhaps having known the twists in advance with the book ruined the trick, but I felt the payoff for all the build up was lackluster at best. As for the writing itself, the method was interesting, and I think adds great layers to the core mysteries of the two illusionists. I am fond of non-linear storytelling (when done well), so the way the book unfolded was fascinating, as was the insights into the two characters and their perception of their rival and the events that they experienced.

That’s it for this week. I’m currently reading Childhood’s End by Clarke, which I’ll probably finish up tonight (it has taken me a few days more than normal because of two new developments this week: school and Skyrim). Past that, I’ve got an Agatha Christie book on my table, a novel from a Pulitzer winner, and maybe my first non-fiction of the year. Again, I welcome any suggestions, except for Infinite Jest. I’m saving that one for later. And no Ayn Rand either, I’ve had enough of her.

 

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My Week(s) in Reading

Wow, what a week. I’m counting both this week and last week as a single one, because it has felt like it. I started it out by working a stretch of overnight shifts at work, which was interrupted by a lovely case of food poisoning, a heart attack-inducing Bronco game, and capped off by more work. How I managed to stay on pace with my reading, I will never know, but I did. Here’s a quick rundown of the books I have read this week:

The Dead Zone by Stephen King – Engaging, though a bit anticlimactic. I never watched any of the television show, but I can see why it would be a successful show. It has a good, simple premise, and I like how it is explored logically, through Johnny’s character. His actions and reactions felt like those a real person would make, and the story moved along with him, so despite the fantasy involved in the “psychic” plot device, it was a realistic, grounded story.

The World According To Garp by John Irving – hot diggity snarf bags, this dude can write. I read Owen Meany a few years back, loved it, and I think I still like that one better, but Garp is the better book. It is intense, funny, and quite blunt. The story doesn’t wrap up in a nice neat bow like Owen Meany but that’s okay. It has it’s own strength, and that lies mostly in the characters. I felt sometimes like Irving was a coroner, splitting open these people he invented and showing us everything, every bloody, human detail.

Cannery Row by John Steinbeck – Wow. I’m a big Steinbeck fan, but wow. The elegant simplicity of this charming book blew me away. There’s not much of a plot going on, the whole thing is basically a window into Depression-era Monterrey, California, but I think it would have been ruined by something as obtrusive as a story. And it reads so fast, like a lot of Steinbeck, I finished it in a day.

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams – I love you, Douglas. This book is my first reread of the year, something I do often and will do several times this year (I never said 100 new books in a year). And something fun and frothy was necessary after the week I’ve had, so I picked a funny old book by a funny old Brit, and as I finished it today I sighed and wished that man was still around, writing books.

 

That’s this week, haven’t picked my next book yet. Might swing by the book store tomorrow and dispose of a gift card. Any suggestions? Challenges, perhaps?

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The Greatest New Years Resolution Ever

Bold, is it not? But if you are painting with a big brush, bold is the only stroke you can make. And my brush is big, blunt, and nicknamed ‘jughead.’

This past year I started to get into philosophy. One thing about reading a bunch of philosophy and trying your damnedest to understand/believe in it, you become a pretty cynical person. They build you up and knock you down, wham, straight to the sober floor of existentialism. Don’t get me wrong, it clears up a lot of human bullshit, and I don’t feel like existentialists are snake-oil salesmen trying to sell me a quick fix answer. But it makes justifying your actions so much harder, and I’m generally a lazy dude.

So in the spirit of that laziness, I have come upon my New Years Resolution for 2012. You ready for it?

I’m not going to give a shit.

Wonderful attitude, right? Perhaps I should explain a bit more before you dismiss me as an apathetic jerk, or worse, antipathetic about everything.

I’ve been distancing myself as much as possible from the upcoming elections, because no matter who is running, no matter who wins, I have the clawing sense of dread that it won’t make a damn difference, that the bloated bureaucratic bullshit system will keep on rolling right along, the tea parties will run out of earl gray, the occupiers’ will fade into the background, etc. So I’m not going to give a shit anymore.

There’s the economy. Since I’m still in school, I’m not yet searching for a grownup job, but I know plenty that are. Not many have found one. Yeah, they’ll get one eventually, as will I, I presume, but the illusion of the scripted American life(if there ever was one) is gone. It is replaced by innumerable uncertainties. Will I get that job one day? Will I find a nice girl to start a family with? If I do get either or both, will it satisfy me, or will I end up bitter, alcoholic, divorced, (insert unhappy life event here)? Batten down the hatches, boy. Work hard, wear a tie, don’t expect to be happy if you want to have money/a house/a nice car/a retirement. Ugh, screw that. I cease to give a shit.

If someone’s a dick to me at work, I’m not going to give a shit.

If I make an ass out of myself, which I often do, I’m not going to give a shit.

This isn’t flippant dismissal. I’m not going to start flipping people the bird just for the hell of it, that ain’t really my style. I’m not going to be much different than before, which meant quiet, shy, somewhat temperamental, often insulting to a select few people but always to their face in a joking manner, and certainly an odd duck, but never intentionally cruel or hateful. None of that will change, except where it most counts, which is psychologically.

To explain that part, little me quote you a little Twain. “Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution — these can lift at a colossal humbug — push it a little — weaken it a little over the course of a century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” This is from The Mysterious Stranger. The work on a whole is seen as Twain’s most cynical, his most glaring admonishment of humanity amongst the many he put forth. It is a very existential piece, delving into solipsism and perhaps nihilism, depending on your mood. To me, it was inspiring, if for nothing else than the last sentence quoted above.

All the problems, all the challenges, all the terrible stuff that has happened and will happen, and even the good stuff that can turn out to be just as bad, all of it can be wiped out with laughter. Whether you admit it or not, sooner or later, nothing that happens here will mean a whole hill of beans. But don’t you dare call me a nihilist. Nihilists are cowards, Donnie.

With all that philosophy I read, I think I struck upon the idea that most suits my tastes: Absurdism. In a nutshell, absurdism is, if there is a meaning in the universe, it is impossible to know, and the sooner you acknowledge that, the sooner you can get on with living, and living free, in a way you choose. I absolutely have come to terms with the absurdity of life, the universe, and everything, and will continue forth in seeking my own answer, which may or may not be 42.

Is this all merely an Apotheosis of Apathy? Probably. I’m not so far gone as to not see my own bullshit staring me in the face. And believe you me, I’ll be the first to laugh in my own face. Because everything is bullshit, including me, and I don’t care.

Welcome, 2012. I find you hilarious already.

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The 100 Book Challenge

What’s up, geeks. So today is the annual celebration of the inevitability of death, and in honor of that, I want to posit a challenge to anyone out there with the balls to accept.

Y’see, in October, to gear up for NaNoWriMo, I re-read Stephen King’s On Writing, that memoir he wrote that is also part writing instruction manual. One of his key pieces of advice to aspiring writers is to read with abandon, to read constantly, whatever you can get your hands on. He says in there somewhere that he reads 50-80 books a year (or something like that, I don’t remember and don’t care enough to look it up). You know what that sounded like to me? It sounded like a challenge.

So I’m going to one-up that. I am going to read 100 books this year. That’s about two per week, for the mathematically challenged. And I’m not going to read a bunch of wimpy novellas, either. One of the books I pledge to read this year is Infinite Jest, and I might tackle a couple Pynchon novels, too. And maybe, if I’m in good shape, my last book will be The Stand, just as a further fuck-you-Mr. King. And in case you are wondering, I work full-time and go to school, so it’s not like I have nothing to do but sit on my ass and read.

I welcome anyone to join me in this odyssey of reading. I doubt many can do it. Think you can? Puh. And yeah, I know a bunch of people have probably done this before, on the webernet and such, but I don’t care. I still think most of you out there can’t do it.

My first book will be Mr. King’s The Dead Zone, and I will be updating you all every week or so on my progress, just to show how awesome I am.

- Z

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Happy Day for a Writer

There are two reasons to celebrate today. The first is, it is the 176th birthday of one of my favorite writers, Samuel Langhorne Clemens. And yes, I was reminded by the Google doodle. I’ve decided that I’m going to hold a party for Mr. Mark Twain, but not this year. I’m going to do it on his third birthday (in Halley’s Comet years), which will be in 2061.

The other reason to celebrate is, I won November. Suck it, you stupid month.

More on the WIP later.

- Z

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I’m thankful

for Jason Segel. Just saw The Muppets and wow, well done sir. Hilarious and heartfelt. I could feel Segel and Stoller’s love for the characters beating throughout the whole movie. It’s not perfect, and it isn’t what it was when Jim Henson was alive, but I didn’t expect it to be. What I expected was silly humor, bad jokes, sentimental songs, and a story that made me care about felt puppets, and I got all that in spades. And it was awesome (and I mean that un-ironically).

Please go watch The Muppets, because it’s a movie that actually deserves your money, and I want to see more of them in the future. I do NOT want them tossed in the Vault next to Walt Disney’s frozen head, thank you very much.

(End plug)

- Z

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